“I just want you to tell me how it works,
A woman’s tuppy. You know what I mean
What’s in there, and how does she keep it clean?
What hidden danger in the hoo-hah lurks?
I’ve always wondered, and I’ll never know
Because I’m pretty certain that I’m gay.
And you’re a married lesbian, so hey!
You’ll know about a lady’s down-below
How can it stretch to let a baby out?
Why is it only some of them are hairy?
And are they all the same, or do they vary?
I don’t want to be left in any doubt.”
From this young scholar all of us should take
Our cue: Seek knowledge for its own sweet sake.
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2 comments:
"What hidden danger in the hoo-hah lurks?"
That is like the most awesome line in the history of the English language!
Oh I say....steady on...
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